The old man

There once was a man
who wouldn't say his prayers
i chucked him through the window,
and he rolled right down the stairs.

When he finally reached the bottom
he was nicely scuffed and bruised
I asked him to please say his prayers
and yet again he refused.

I tossed him over into the creek
by flipping him over my shoulder
now he has a broken arm
and a cracked skull from a boulder.

This is your last chance
before you meet the end
say your prayers this minute
he said yes and i laid him down to get his bones to mend.

~the only thing this proves is not to mess with the religious girls!~
(still fixing)