The Cat Lady

The cat lady, lives down my street.
Throwing cats, about thirty feet.
This lady has, about a million cats.
Some are skinny, and some are fat.
This lady is old, with really crazy hair.
Teeth that are missing, and an eye that isnt there.
This lady is ugly, the worst ull ever see
But dont tell her that, for shell get angry
Dont look her in the eyes, or shell throw a cat at your face.
Her aim is a good, like a pitching ace.
Her arm is strong, it is kinda wierd.
She must be on roids, nothing else can explain the beard.
This lady has cats, found all over the world
Some girls, some boys, some boys that are girls
This lady is evil, the way she jsut rocks in her chair.
It will be a wrong move, for u to stare.
Yesterday i saw her, kill three grown men.
With the throw of one cat, the cat was persian.
So next time u come, to visit anyone on my street,
Dont make any eye contact, with the cat lady.