Australia

Did you ever hear a kookaburra?
Laughing, cackling in the trees
Mind you don't get stung by the bees

Did you ever see a kangaroo?
Jumping, hopping across the land
Gee I wish they'd give me a helping hand

Did you ever smell a barbecue?
Delicious scrumptious in the sun
Oh my god what fun!

Did you ever feel a mosquito?
Biting, nibbling everywhere
Where's the cream?
I swear I'll scream!

Did you ever taste a steak?
Warm, tender in your mouth
Nothing like it anywhere
Except here down south

~ Australia, I love you ~