Surprise

I just woke up one early morn
i was now half naked
when i thought of what happened last night
but i was already taken

i kissed some random girl yesterday
i was too crunked to walk the other way
but now u will come after me
until i prove myself
u will never let me be

i feel around as drunk as ever
my hand grips on something leather
we teased and madeout i soon remember
u will never let me live this down forever

i keep thinking how mad you'll be
but under the influence is a good enough excuse for me
then i see a lacy bra
oh no, it can't be, must be a flaw

i was sure i was fateful
please don't be a hater
so imagine my astonishment
when a surprise cam nine months later