The Nobody Girl.

She can't play the guitar
She's nothing without her money
They all laugh at her
and think it's so funny

It's really no joke
because deep inside
She only dreams
of being his bride.

His friends sit at lunch
and make her feel so sad
When they can't understand
That she's not even half bad

He thinks about her often
and wish's he has a chance
He hasn't made a bet
so he's not trying to get in her pants

His rep. would be ruined
The football team would laugh
But he'd be happy
and have all he could have.