Oh to be young (and in shorts)

by Danny   Feb 2, 2006


Oh to be young and in shorts
Disrespectful people only wear them while doing sports
But back when i was young and in shorts
The best kind were japanise imports

And some people who wore shorts went commando
they got embarrassed when it did expando
and then they were laughed at
and they would look like prats

but others dont like that much freedom down there
it made them tingle in there giblets and stuff
on there giblets they could feel the air
and it felt bad when the air was rough

and so i conclude where i started again
oh to be young and in shorts

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  • 18 years ago

    by Ele

    You know its summer now and i still havent seen you in shorts! if ya love them so much why arent ya using up this oppertunity. you know the girls need to see your legs

  • 18 years ago

    by HOLLY ARMER

    This is flippin' hilarious. I really enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing~Holly

  • 18 years ago

    by Ele

    Totally agree, that feelin in my giblets was always a little too much for me

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