My trip to the moon

I travel to the moon in a giant pair of knickers
With frilly bows and pompoms and a pack of jacobs crackers

I would launch from the middle of the armless ladies head
With cheese for my shoes and bananas for my bed

They journey takes forever and another day
I ate all of my crackers a million light years away

I'm whizzing past the planets, purple with green sea
I pass a magic dragon and a red and yellow tree

My knickers speed up gently smashing onto the moon
It doesn\'t taste like cheese but a tasty macaroon

I step onto the land its as soft as trampoulines
Full of purple flowers and mountains wrought with dreams

I stare back down to earth watching people zooming by
It seems to be in the shape of a lovely apple pie

I miss my mums roast dinner with gravy and roasties
I miss eating cadburys chocolate but I dont miss eating peas

I dont miss smelly stink bombs or bullies in my class
I dont miss tripping over and landing on my..........FACE