I had to write a poem for a class that used all the phrases all the kids in the class came up with..
so here ye go
Down at the bottom
Under the old cork tree
There was a cool dude
Waving a gold key
Many people think
Heâ??s over the top
But they donâ??t know
Hes got a large cock-
Erspainal under the car
Beyond the hill
Just past the bar
Take a ride on the train
Then go behind the dumpster
To find the hole
The key belongs ter.
Youâ??re ugly im laughing
Beneath the deep blue sky
Yelling â??red light, green lightâ??
At the homeless guy.
A long time ago he lived in a house
Said life was like a box of chocolates
But they were aten by a mouse
The mouse since died
I dissected it sixth period
I pull a jar from my pocket
And he goes
â??are you serious?â??
After the shock wears off he says
I used to work for the national guard
But in all my years
Ive never seen a tore up mouse in a jar
I nod and say mmhm that great
Walk off to the field
To watch farve play.
Handing the mouse with loving care
I wait to hear â??Good Morning Sports Fans!â?? and throw it into the air
It tumbles and falls into bretts head
Aww man, now farve is dead
This is the story
Of how Brett Farv died
Complete with a mouse, a car, and one homeless guy
