Coffee makes me crazy.
One cup should be enough.
Two cups is way too much.
Three cups I should stop.
Four cups I'm nuts.
By the time five cups rolls by
I wouldn't be surprised
That I have a caffeine high.
At the slightest sound,
My heart begins to pound.
I start to leap and bound.
By the time someone realizes I'm gone,
It will take hounds for them
To have found me.
I'll probably be up a tree
Or have fallen to the ground.
I'll be too wound up on coffee
Since it makes me so darn crazy!
