\"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night\"
Santa said cheerfully as he flew out of sight.
And as he reached his home, he let out a cry,
\"Why do I have to be Santa? Why, why, why?\"
Then Mrs. Claus ran out \"Oh, finally, you\'re home!\"
\"Elf Suzy has the stomach flu, and so does Elf Jerome!\"
\"Mrs. Claus my lovely, Mrs. Claus my wifeâ?¦
Let\'s go fly to Paris, let\'s go get a life!\"
So off they went to Paris, where people were looking at them weird
They stayed the night at a motel where Santa shaved off his beard.
Mrs. Claus felt kind of guilty for Santa\'s clogging up the sink
So off they flew for Australia quicker than a blink
But there in Australia Santa was always running from em crocs and roos
So after he had lost some weight they flew to Timbuktu.
Sadly in Timbuktu they had some noisy neighbors,
So they flew away to do them both a few favors.
They landed in the Netherlands where he had memories of being Sinterclaas
There he saw those wooden shoes, the ones he used to fillâ?¦ ugh that busy, busy past!
Then the flew to Canada, oh, that was no problem a tall,
Now he is that Santa wanna-be at the city mall.
You see NOW there\'s no such thing as Santa Claus, parents buy gifts now
But don\'t ever forget that day in 1868, when Santa came to town!
