My two best friends

Some call us spazzes.
some call us weird.
We like to mess around,
and make our hair our beards.

We are hams,
but we could be shy.
We comfort each other when we cry.

You hold me secrets.
You know the deepest ones as well.
I know I can trust you,
and that you'll never tell.

You listen to my problems,
even if they're dumb.
And you always laugh,
when I make fun of my tiny bum.

We make weird things,
like oreachos.
Out of everyone in the world,
You're the ones I chose.

I love you guys with all my hearts.
I cant think of the day,
When we would be apart.