Cologne

Oh
cologne, cologne

When are you going to help my little brother out?

He needs you, just as much as he needed, the bar of soap.

I'm counting on you, to help him out too.

Oh please, Oh please
Will you help my little
brother out?

He'll smell even better,
right after using you.

Oh please cologne, oh please

If my brother won't love a girl,
Then please let him love you and
the bar of soap.