There was a young woman named sunny
Who liked eating mashed spuds and honey
She was hugging a tree
When a dog did a pee
It went on her legs, oh so runny
There once was a lady named ange
Who ate chips fresh from peters new pan
She was writing a rap
When a cat did a crap
And down her new dress cat poo ran
There once was a woman named satin
Who liked turning shank on with her latin
She was whipping his arse
When I happed to pass
And shouted so loud bobbys happenin\'
There once was a man named pete
Who apparently had stinky feet
He was married to ange,
Liked baked beans in a can
He ate only freshly caught meat
There once was a man named steve beese
Who ate loads of carrots and swede
His poems were good
And he liked eating pud
But he constantly farted with ease
There was a poem lady called stareyes
Who liked to mix pepper with cateyes
She ate it all up
Followed by a duck
Them made some beautiful pies
There once was a man name of eddie
Who went to satin and bobs wedding
Brandy ran in
Screamed stop its a sin
And ran off with young sunny and eddie
