**I was bored in class one day***
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One day I had to pee
I found the toilet and cheered with glee
I sat for awhile and I had not a clue
That all of a sudden had to poo
So I've sat on this toilet for at least half an hour
And the scent of perfume my poo had devoured
Well I have sat for so long my pee is turning to vapor
But I look to the left to find no toilet paper
Oh man this is it, I can't wipe my butt
Ok, well, now what?
The smell of intoxicating poo didn't seem to end
So I thought It was time to call for a friend
They never came to the restroom so I called on my cell
They answered the phone and started to yell
They said what you doing that room really smells
I tried to explain but I started to fart
The connection on my phone suddenly fell apart
I heard the door slam and heard the car start
As i stayed on the toilet and continued to fart.
