What a Night

“What a Night”

It’s ten o’clock on the dime,
And I think its time to drink.
I grab my favorite shot glass,
From the bottom of the sink.

Now its time for some fine Goose,
I’ll pour myself a shot.
Pound it back just like water,
I like this shit a lot.

Now I’ll drink some Hpnotiq,
Mixed with Hennesy.
Green and strong just like the Hulk,
Its incredible to me.

Now a group gathers around,
Are glasses in the air.
Party shot is what I yell,
There downed without a care.

Back to the fifth of vodka,
Choppin my favorite kind.
I’ll chug it right from the bottle,
A finer vodka you’ll never find.

Tequila shots I love them too,
Jose Cuervo next in line.
Lick the salt, take the shot,
Then bite down on the lime.

Finally now, I’m ready to stop,
I’m drunk without a doubt.
You’ll probably find me on the floor,
I’m sure that I’m passed out.

The next morning I’ll wake up,
My mind a total blank.
Could have been the everclear,
Or something else I drank.

My head is spinning very fast,
My eyes are in a blur.
I chug a beer from the fridge,
This is my only cure.

Now that I am drinking now,
Might as well party again.
Really though the sad thing is,
Its only nine a.m.