One upon a time there was a girl called jade,
I'm very drunk so I'm going to rite spade(coz it rhymes)
i don't no what to say coz I'm very drunk, but i said it rite u a poem so here it goes(clunk)
its hard to rite a nice poem for a friend, when your this drunk when the night comes to an end so sorry my dear jade for such a crap poem but you were with me earlier and u no my condition(poem)