Wake up!

Beep-Beep! Beep-Beep!
Beep-Beep! Beep-Beep!
Groan,
Thud, crash!
Bugger.
Yawn. mmmm,
slippers.
Thud thud thud thud
Shhhhhhh, thud click
clink, glug glug glug.
Wooshhhh, bubble bubble
Click
Pour
Mmmmm, Aaaah.
Coffee.
Bring on the day!

Onomatopeia taken to a bit of an extreme, please tell me what you think!