Well, you can't really compare apples to oranges.
Even hard-headed coconuts know that apples are smarter.
Everybody always talks about the one bad apple
but what is so great about oranges any way?
I think your father was a grapefruit
and your mother was a tangerine.
Well, I think your father was a pomegranate
and your mother was a kiwi.
Cherries are the sweetest fruits.
Oh, I think cherries are the pits.
Who asked you pineapple?
You don't even know if you are an apple
or some freaky pine cone.
Lemons are the prettiest of the fruit.
Who asked you sourpuss?
Are you going to let them talk about me like that, Lime?
Hey, I am not getting involved in this crazy fruit salad.
You are a lot of help, Lime.
Yeah, limeade is a joke.
