Burning Desires

I hereby express my most burning desire
To visit the moon in my normal attire
To swim in a river of elephant's milk
To wear a red turban made solely of silk
To laugh till i pop at the death of a friend
To bring all that's good to a definite end
To sail a bathtub to visit the queen,
To quickly yet horribly puncture her spleen,
For people to know me as better than best,
To reach satisfaction without need for rest,
To outlive the monks on the alps of Tibet,
To walk on the water without getting wet,
Do better than those who do better than me,
See all that is prudent for one man to see.