Chicken Breath

by Seronum   Mar 23, 2006


The chicken is kicking from your mouth to your breath
you need some gum? perhaps winter fresh
tell me again why your breath is so bad
couldn't brush your teeth it seems so sad
but don't worry my son, heres a mint for your day
your breath wont be stinking and i like it that way
because no one likes to smell chicken breath
they'll cover their mouth in panic detest.
Heres some toothpaste and a brush for the cause
it will help in the long run from your chicken breath flaws.
Thanks for the aid and for saving my life
i wouldn't of made it without the gum from last night.
Next time bring money to buy yourself mints
it will help in the long run when were out of incense.

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  • 18 years ago

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    Having recently submitted a chicken-related poem, I laughed out loud at this one. Classy!