I hate birthdays

I hate birthdays
i have only had a few
i hate birthdays and
so should you

i hate birthdays
everybody lies
i hate birthdays
and i hate being surprised.

i hate birthdays
you never get what you ask for
i hate birthdays
they are always such a bore

i hate birthdays
cos I'm a little b####
i hate birthdays
whoops i meant witch

i hate birthdays
i dont think they are very wise
i hate birthdays
SURPRISE.