by Jemma Shields Mar 25, 2006
category :
Fun, humor /
other
One day a hippy walks onto a bus and sits beside a nun. asks the nun for s*x but they nun says no,she is married to God.When the hippy is about to get off the bus the bus driver,who overheard the conversation says to him, i know how you can get that nun to have s*x with you...How replies the hippy.Go to mass at 12 O'Clock, dress up as God and ask her for s*x then.so the hippy does this.He gets a fake beard and gets a long white hooded robe.Sure enough, when he arrives at mass the nun is there.He claims he is God and requests oral s*x from the nun, the nun agrees.When they've finished, ''God'' says ''HA HA!! Im the hippy!'' and the ''nun'' replies HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Im the bus driver!!! |
by mike
I wrote that joke about 50 years ago,when i was a bus driver. |