A bus of catholic school girls was on its way back from a field trip. All of the sudden, the bus driver started having convulsions and they flew over a cliff. When they arrived at Heaven\'s gates, Peter was there. The first girl came up and Peter said, \"Little girl, have you ever seen or touched a penis before?\" Embarrassed, the girl said, \"Yeah, I\'ve touched one.\" Peter told her to dip her finger in this bucket of water and then she can enter Heaven. The next little girl approached Peter and he asked her the same question. She said she\'d seen one before and he told her to rinse her eyes out in the bucket. She did as told and was admitted to Heaven. Out of no where, a girl came running to the front of the line and said, \"Please Peter let me go next. Please!!!\" Peter replied, \"Everyone will get a turn so what is the rush?\" The girl answered, \"Well, if Mary is gonna have to stick her ass in the bucket I wanna go ahead and gargle it first!\"
