Over 40

Oh how grand
it is to be over 40
isn't it nice though,
to again be horny?

I learned how to
slow down
and appreciate life
but must admit
I would still make
a lousy wife
and when gravity
comes knocking
upon my door
the boobs will
be chatting
with the bellybutton
even more
not to mention
the butt will
fall out of place
and the lines
will deepen
upon my face
the circles black
beneath my eyes
for puffiness
Preparation H
I apply
my lips will thin
to where once
they were full
my dyed hair
so coarse
it feels like wool
my memories
not what it
used to be
and my bladder
is always
springing a leak

Oh yes, how grand
it is to be over 40
isn't it nice though,
to again be horny?

I wrote this for my future husband, whoever he is..hehe... still wanna marry me?