The Computer Swallowed My Grandma

The Computer Swallowed My Grandma
Yes Honestly, Its True
She Pressed COntroll And Enter.
And Disapeared From Veiw.

It Devoured Her Completly
The Thought Just Makes Me Squirm
Maybe She Caught A Virus
Or Been Eaten By A Worm.

Ive Searched Through The Recycle Bin
And Files Of Every Kind
Ive Even Used The Internet
But Nothing I Did Find

In Desperation, I Asked Jeeves,
My Search To Refine,
The Reply From Him Was Negative,
Not A Thing was found \"online\"

So If inside your Inbox,
My Grandma You Should See,
Please Copy, Scan, And Paste her
And Email back to me!

-Jennerz-