I had this doll named Barbie
And she had a sister named Kelly
They always shopped at Abercrombie
Their favorite sandwich was Peanut Butter and Jelly
Barbie had a nice pink car
And Kelly had her own plastic doll
Barbie spent Saturday nights at the bar
She bought a beer and drank it all
Kelly was very sad
That Barbie was being oh so bad
But Barbie insisted that Kelly try
To drink some alcohol and get high
Well, Kelly did have some fun
She's always asking "Where's the rum?"
However, in a month or two
Barbie drank too much brew
Barbie died at a bar
So Kelly got her nice pink car
That she drives to buy some cigars
Beer, and wine, then hits the bar
Kelly really likes to drink
In Barbie's car that's oh so pink
