MY cat

I love my cat
i wanna give it a pat
my cat is not fat
i likes to sit on a mat
it likes to lick a bat
it wears a purple hat
it likes to eat nats
I have another cat its name is matt
my two cats like mice
they like mice with lice
they eat mice twice a day
but i have to slice the mice first
the mice like too roll dice

((I dont have cats i just wanted to write a funny poem))