Average Joe V Good Looking Joe

Average Joe, you are a winner,
Good Looking Joe, you are a sinner,
Average Joe you are unique,
Good Looking Joe you worry too much about your physique

Average Joe you are so real,
Good Looking Joe you are surreal,
Average Joe nothing can compare,
Good Looking Joe you don't even care.

Average Joe you may be a hick,
Good Looking Joe you make me sick,
Average Joe you are just that,
Good Looking Joe you have the brains of a gnat.