Lettuce and Tomato

A mother and a father were having their room painted overnight and decided to sleep on the top bunk of their 6 year old daughter. They wanted to have sex so the father told his wife to lettuce to go faster and say tomato to go slower. So the night went on with "Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato". Their daughter woke up and said,"Quit making sandwiches up there, the mayonnaise is dripping down!!!

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