Best friends? or not?

Your my friend till the end of the world
Until we get attacked by an evil squirrel
What? theres a squirrel in my yard?
Leave me alone you fat lard!
I'll eat you alive
As long as i dint die!
Who cares if your my friend
The world is coming to an end
So I'll let the squirrel eat you!
we both know our friendship was never true
The squirrel can tear you inside out
As long as i can get out
You'll never get away
I want to live till the next day!
What? the worlds not coming to an end?...............................................................................................................................................hey buddy! your my bestest friend!

(we would never do that though.. but we are really afraid of squirrels because they attacked us for no reason! lol!)