Infatuation is when you think
he's as sexy as Robert Redford,
as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader,
as funny as Woody Allen,
and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
Love is when you realize that
he's as sexy as Woody Allen,
as smart as Jimmy Connors,
as funny as Ralph Nader,
as athletic as Henry Kissinger
and nothing like Robert Redford -
but you'll take him anyway.
