How sex began

In the garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes.

In this garden,
where two little leaves,
one covered Adams and one covered Eves,

As the story goes on,
neverless to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away,

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
there was Eve\'s treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eves eyes,
As Adams thing
started to rise

They found a spot
that suited them best
A nice big tree
where they began to rest

Her legs spread wider
And wider apart
while thrill after thrill
came into her heart

the head of adams thing
peeked into the hole
and filled her with passion
beyond her control.

His thing did slide
and eve\'s treasure
was all wet inside
the joy was good
she wouldnt let loose
untill Adams thing
was all out of juice

i appoligise to anyone who is christian, but i find this really funny then again i have a bad sense of humor, ( no offence to anyone)