Don't trust the blind man,
he'll fight ya' if he can,
the dude over there,
he'll shoot ya if ya dare,
don't touch his wine,
he'll scream "it's mine!"
quite a bar we got,
no one here's been caught,
we got bombers, fighters,
robbers, and writers,
every one drunk,
so listen punk,
this our bar,
so park yo car,
here's a beer,
a thrilling cheer,
just watch the show,
HERE WE GO!