Turned on by the Dentist

I remember being a young child
Scared to go to the dentist to get my teeth filed
Cried everytime, before they even started
So nervous I lost count to how many times I farted

But now times are changing
With that, my hormones are raging
Anxious to go see the guy
Who once made me cry

I can't believe the feelings I feel
This man is 50 with a not so good appeal
But uh when I lay there mouth open
He never leaves me crying or mopen

But as I lay back in that chair
I inhale his sweet air
The smell of him just makes me wild
Such a funny feeling for a child

I'm so very lucky I'm not a guy
My penis would be reaching for the sky
I just want to eat his shirt
But I'd look too much like a flirt

My mouth wide open, I start to sweat
Does his wife know I'm a possible threat?
During a break, I sweetly smile
But his back was turned for that short while

"Is everything feeling all right?"
I want to say "It will if you stay the night"
I'd love to bathe in his sweet cologne
Or even have a bottle of my own

A needle brought back into my gum
Snapped me back to reality, but numb
What was I thinking, this man is too old
Maybe I can get him to make my teeth gold...

This is a true story about me LMAO..SHUT UP! My dentist is a hot old smell good kind of guy...I wrote this with Britt...be sure to give her some credit! http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/funny/poems.php?id=660484