Horrible hunger

I don't like spaghetti Bolognese
The sauce is far to plain
I hate my mum's chicken casserole
It drives me horribly insane!

I hate the take away pizza
And the fish and chips
When you digest these fatty foods
They travel straight to your hips

I'm allergic to many herbs
Parsley, basil, sage and mint
Don't you think when you tell your mum
Shed get a little hint?

But she still cooks with herbs
No matter anything that I say
When will she understand?
I need my food my way

I hate those microwave pastas
They make me awfully sick
I refuse to eat them at all
Not one bite, not one lick

They are so horribly disgusting
Same with Shepard's pie
If I took one bite of that
I know id defiantly die

I hate my mum's roast
The meat is burnt to black
I think that it's quite obvious
Her cooking skills she lacks

I can't stand French fries
Or a dash of corn
I've hated all these horrible foods
Ever since I was born

When my mum cooks rice
Together the rice does stick
When I put a spoonful in my mouth
I feel so very sick

I won't drink any soft drink
The appearance is far to fake
Why do they have to use artificial colouring?
Make it natural for goodness sake!

My mum is always complaining
That I never eat anything she buys
Well she should know what I like by now
Her cooking I despise!