I'm so bored.

I'm so bored out of my head, its too hard for me to go to bed.

its nine o clock and way too early, my floor squeaks too much they need to be more sturdy.

i have a headache and my back hurts so much, my ears are aching and and my eyebrows need to be plucked.

my stomach is bubbling and my feet are cold, why can't i ever get comfortable.

my eyes are watery and my nose is runny, this poem isn't quit funny.

my legs are short my nose is big, I'm hungry i think I'll go eat some figs.

i have no say on what happens today but i surely ain't staying here, i think ill go to the bar while having a drink and yell out "cheers"!.