Lmao

by Jenny   Apr 26, 2006


** Should be read with the tune 'Yesterday' by the Beatles. (if you don't know who the Beatles are, be ashamed, be very ashamed) **

Yesterday,
I felt some paper going up my crack,
And so i thought that i would pull it back,
Oh, Yesterday, went painfully.

Suddenly,
I have a paper cut on my crack,
And I know my plaster wont stick to that.
Oh, Yesterday went painfully.

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  • 18 years ago

    by mason

    That suck balls you suck balls
    that was so bad i felt like shoving paper up my crack. u desirve to get beat with shovels!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im just kidding that was funny

  • 18 years ago

    by Cari Allen

    AWESOME! lol haha yea the Beatles are pretty much the awesomest band EVER! Maybe you will read some of mine! bi

  • 18 years ago

    by azlan26

    OK you changed that from the original! Ask Sole for it...she found it the other day

  • 18 years ago

    by lost_laureate

    I found this very disturbing and I hope this is not based on experience....it certainly made me chuckle...then cringe but it was funny and rhymed well...

    [lostlaureate - come find me]

  • 18 years ago

    by Sole

    Yes . . thanks for that. I suppose I could say the rhyming was . . . better . . . than last time. I think this poem has a more scarring image than any other poem I've read . . . EVER.

    Peace. [Sole]

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