Addicted!

I'm addicted.
Not to drugs or booze.
No, I'm addicted
To purses and shoes!

Flip-flops are where
I cave in the most.
I can never have enough
I have to be their host!

I could never have enough.
I have to have more!
I will never have enough,
They have to cover the floor!!

Purses are the same,
I can never have enough.
But everyone's question is:
What do you do with all this stuff?!?

I say, "I like all of it!
Sure, I can only use one at a time,
But that's the fun of it all,
Cuz they're all are mine, mine, MINE!!"

That's sounds mean, I know,
And that's not me,
But I have to be firm,
Cuz I'm not sharing, don't you see?

No, they have to find these
Beautiful things themselves, got it?
This is where I put my foot down,
So if that's what you want from me, GIT!

I will not share!!
Go get your own!
This is my stuff!
Let that be known!!!