A little boys life

There once was a boy named drew
we didn't know what to do
he hurt himself so often
we're surprised he's not in a coffin
first there was his tongue
he tried to bite it off so he had none
then he decided he could drive the car
now all he has left to show is his head full of scars
next was his sliver
it went through his finger and made us shiver
soon was the golf club to his chin
thank goodness it didn't mess up his grin
school started and he ran into the wall
but those stitches weren't the worst of all
he fell from the tree and cut his lip
man, what a dip
we moved across state
he was doing just great
we went to our old town he tore his nail and was back with a frown
he smashed his finger with the splitting maul
didn't break a bone which surprised us all
just this week he sliced his foot
if he keeps this up ill have to write a book