I'm the original good times.
I'm no good at being quiet and noble.
I try to hide the fact that
I'm absolutely horrible at remembering names
by calling everyone
darling
honey
sweets..
dear.
I'm impossible,
when it should take
exactly 7 seconds to walk across the room to me,
i'll give you 4.
I don't believe in any such thing
as being "over-dressed."
And if I'm on the bum today,
I'm in a right mess and
hateful,
but always apologetic afterwards.
I believe that when you're in love,
you matter
and when you're a poor little thing
full of angst and sorrow,
your face looks bitter,
so I always try to be in love.
I'm an awful catch,
I'm messy.
I can't cook.
and I'm difficult.
Sometimes,
I am just too much..
And for that..
I'm sorry that you love me.
