Another Monday

Today is Monday
I thought everything would go completely swell
Until I started off the day by hitting my head against a shelf
I thought What the heck, its just a little mistake��
Never knowing what life had planned for me on this very date
Put on a shirt and a pair of jeans
Went into the kitchen and prepared some beans
I ate the beans and I ate them well
Not thinking that beans make me fart as hell
I slipped into my shoes
Took a sip of booze
And went off to work
I arrived there late
My manager is starting to hate;
My tardiness as well
I sat down at my desk and tried to work for miles
Turned on the computer and sighed
My eyes widened as I see the screen
IT LOST ALL MY FILES!
I wanted to scream, pull my hair out and cry
But instead, I took a deep breath and gave Monday another try
The phone rang and my manager asked for me to join the meeting
I didnt want to shake those hands and make a frickin greeting
Out of no where I had to urge to fart
I held it in but I couldnt help it when I tried the lemon tart
I let one rip
Ohhhhh it ripped real well
I told you guys them beans make me fart as hell
Well as you see my Monday wasnt the best
But Tuesday is another day right?
I might as well give life a rest.