Friend Or Enemy

A friend is a loser,
Whom makes you look good.
A friend shares a beer,
Or some drugs like he should.

A friend laughs hysterically,
When you are in pain.
A friend is a moron,
Whom drives you insane.

A friend is a hot poker,
Which he sticks in your eye.
He twists and he turns,
Then laughs while you cry.

A friend is a dagger,
Which he stabs in your heart,
Your friend is an ache,
Or even a scar.

Your friend has one motion,
He only moves back.
Your friend is a rubber,
Which breaks in the act.

Your friend is a champion,
Which falls on his face.
Your friend is a chain,
Which broke from its base.

A friend is a friend,
And forever shall be.
Truthful and faithful,
And your worst enemy...