***yea, not sure about this poem, but I was thinking about the song and "revised" it a bit***
twinkle twinkle little star
As I sit at the bar
I have sang this song too much
While I eat some capn' crunch
twinkle twinkle little star
As I sit at the bar
Drinking till I can't think
As I ask for another drink
twinkle twinkle little star
I am passed out at the bar