Fake

Oh Dear
Can't believe I'm here.

Riff Raff
Fake laugh

Push heave
We all leave

Garden Gnome
Back at home

Pish posh
Tears splosh

Ringing Phone
I'm all alone

Tremble quake
Because it's fake

Hawaiian lei
But so are they

Ringing phone
We're all alone

Tremble quake
Because it's fake

Rattle roll
But that's the toll

Butter knife
Of a beautiful life.