How to bake a cake

Betty Went To Bake A Cake
Although She Lost The Mix
Thinking She Was A Cook
She Thought Of A Little Fix

Instead of Milk and Butter
We Should add the Cheese
Topping of this Super Cake
Added Some Smashed up fleas

Not Experience With The Oven
This Might Get Little risky
Best To Bring Out The Bottles
Pour A Few Glasses of Whiskey

All You Could Hear Was Kaboom
And Betty Walked Out Of There
Her Skin Once Smooth And Clean
To Crispy and Burned Up Hair

Over And Over She Never Knew
She Sucked at baking those cakes
And Every Single Mothers Day
She Makes The Same Mistakes

One Day Betty Used Her Brain
And Went Out To BUY a Cake
Although Not Being All That Smart
She Went Out And Bought A Steak

"This Should Work With The Cake"
She Stuffed The 40 ounce Steak
Surely The Oven Couldnt Bake This
So It Decided To Burn and Break

Betty Got A little Pissed Off
She Worked Her Butt and Tried
Being Betty, She Ran Home
To Her Mother And Cried

Betty Never Learned She Couldnt
And Burned her House over Years
Just Because She Couldnt Bake It
It's Harder Than It Really Appears