How Weird I Am

People are always telling me how weird I am.

Am I really that weird if I do random things like eat paper?

Am I weird if I eat shrimp tails?

If I lick a random inanimate objects

just because some one dared me to do it and there werent any stakes involved?

If I still think about him?

If I can make almost anything sound perverted,

no matter how unperverted it may appear?

What if I like to sing random songs that nobody else knows,

or if I accidentally put toothpaste on my face because I thought it was face wash?

Am I weird if my theology teacher made me actually think about being a theologian?

Am I weird if I actually think the math teacher is cool?

Am I weird if I think a guy that has half his hair shaved and wears dog collars is cute?

Am I weird if I hate emos and I have friends who are?

Am I weird if I hate rap but I hang out with people who love it?

Am I weird if I'm a Conservative Republican but my best friends are Liberal Democrats?

Am I weird if I love spiders but would hate to have a web in the corner of my room?

Am I weird if I take the time to write down, and admit how weird I am?