The Devil's Lawyers

We will own your soul
and all that you know
will be what we tell
in this debtor's hell.

We will show you pure evil
darker than any silly devil
and you will live in fear
of the darkness we bear.

We will plague you without end
phoning till you pretend
that your name you forgot
until the day that you rot.

We are the monster of big business
bigger than anything in Guinness;
far greater a terror
and we don't make errors.

We are the giant night
that might makes right
bombarding you with truth
and we have so much proof.

We will let you know
that we exist down below
in the abyss of hell
with a mortal shell.

We are the children of legion
known in every region
populated in every area
and we have no barrier.

We are the impending doom
living in the lighted doom
more horrible than any nightmare
or any burden you bear.

We will blind you with right
until you lose your sight
forever pestering you
until you give what is due.

We will irritate and persevere
because we really don't care
about your personal life
and all your strife.

We will overcome you until
your own blood you will spill
to try to get away from us
because you know we are humongous.

We will burn out your desire
taking away your fire
depriving you of peace
because we are a disease.

We are mighty lawyers in training
who are versed in paining
and we do it legally, fool
because we know every rule.

We want you to know its us ripping
when you walk away tripping
and that we are hate real
that you can't but feel.

We want you to know we have you
no matter where you go, too.
Scam believer don't try to run
because that only adds to our fun.