The Explanations of a Child

The rain is God's sprinkler for his garden.

There is thunder because God is using a hammer to build a house for a new angel.

The lighting is God's antennae for his radio.

Tornados are God's vacuum cleaners.

Hurricanes happen because God is sneezing.

The tsunamis are God's way of taking a shower.

Droughts happen because God forgot to pay his water bill.

There is famine because God forgot to go grocery shopping.

Blizzards happen because God forgot to dust.

It's icy outside because of the oil spot from God's car.

See! God has chores just like you and me!

Only bigger.