My Friend Ashlee

by Misty   May 16, 2006


GETS FUNNIER AS YOU READ!

She looks like a brunette but thats a lie
its only that way b/c of hair dye
Acting dumb is the way she flirts
Think thats stupid? Guess what is works.

Making her sad is very wrong
cuz then you have to hear her whine like a dog
She\\\'ll mope around and stop her feet.
Its like shes dancing to some crazy beat.

When it comes to jokes, damn shes slow.
unless its perverted, thats all she knows
have her for one night it only cost a grand
but thats probably for as long as a guy could stand

She runs through guys like Kleenex tissues
I guess we can say she has issues
She has a purple shirt that shows her back
Christina Agulara called, she wants her shirt back

But when i really stop to think about ashlee
i know she will always be there for me
Theres no doubt shes pretty, no doubt shes smart
I love ashlee with all my heart

One true friend she will always be
The one th only, my ashlee

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