Mats Hats

Some people say Mat is Fat.
But others have other opinions.
I am one of those people.

Mat does wear wigs.
Mat often does like to eat figs.
Mat also likes meat from pigs.

Mat is like a fish.
Flapping around in a small dish.
Mat asks many girls for a kish.

Watch out if Mat has a gun.
You would have to run.
Because Mat is deadly with a gun.
Beware of Fat Mat, because
he is a deadly clown!